Team B's 2024 Foosball League Roster
John Doe's Stats: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
Player Name: John Doe (aka "The Foosball Whisperer")
Years on the Team: 5 (and still going strong!)
Wins: 12
Losses: 4
Draws: 1 (but who's counting?)
Achievements:
- Most Likely to Win by Default (2022)
- Best Use of Sarcasm in a Foosball Match (2021)
- Most Creative Excuses for Not Practicing (2020)