Team D - Player 2

Player Position Skills
Boris "The Bull" Buren Goalkeeper Excellent at getting hit in the face
Lola "The Looter" Looterstein Forward Expert at stealing the ball, expert at stealing snacks
Morty "The Mortician" Mortimer Midfielder Can kick a soccer ball with surprising accuracy, can also kick a chair with surprising accuracy

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