1. Players must wear their best 80s-inspired outfit during matches. 2. No one can touch the table until the referee gives the signal. 3. The ball cannot be held in your hand for more than 5 seconds. 4. No using the table as a prop to distract opponents. 5. The winner gets a participation trophy.
1. If you're wearing a mullet, you can be penalized 1 point per hair tie. 2. If you're caught using a cheat code, you're out of the tournament. 3. If you're late for a match, you'll be forced to watch an 8-hour video of the committee's meeting.
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