Article 1: Foosball Tables must be cleaned with at least 4 different types of disinfectants before each game.
Sub-article 1.1: The disinfectants must be applied in the following order: 1) Windex, 2) Lysol, 3) Hand sanitizer, 4) Dettol
Article 2: Players must wear matching socks during every game.
Sub-article 2.1: The socks must be made of a material that is at least 50% polyester.
Article 3: The winner of each game will be determined by a coin flip.
Sub-article 3.1: In case of a tie, the winner will be decided by a 10-minute dance-off.
Committee Chair: Bureaucratic McSausage
Vice-Chair: Pointless Pete
Secretary: Bureaucratic Sue