Committee of the Absurdly Incompetent

Foosball League Rules

Rule 1: The Ball Shall Be Thrown

Article 1: The ball shall be thrown with a force equal to or greater than 5.67 Newtons per square meter. Failure to do so shall result in disqualification.

Throwing the Ball Like a Pro

Rule 2: The Paddles Shall Be Polished

Article 2: The paddles shall be polished to an 8.5 micrometer finish. Failure to do so shall result in penalties.

Paddle Polishing Tips and Tricks

Rule 3: The Players Shall Be Puns-filled

Article 3: Players shall make at least 3 puns per match. Failure to do so shall result in penalties.

Puns for the Ages

Current League Standings:

Player Wins
Bob 5
Alice 2
Charlie 0

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