Meet Team A, the most likely to lose in the Committee Foosball League. Our team consists of 5 members who are only slightly more skilled at foosball than our arch-nemesis, Team Z.
| Rule 1: Foosball Tables Must Be Played with Utmost Respect | Rule 2: No Using the Word "Ping" | Rule 3: Team A Always Eats the Most Pizza |
|---|---|---|
| The foosball tables must be played with the utmost respect, as they are the true heroes of this league. | The word "ping" is strictly forbidden. Instead, we use the more refined term "foosball whisperer." | We always eat the most pizza in the league, mainly because we can't afford to buy a foosball table. |
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