Committee of the Pointless: Foosball League Rules
Rule 1: The Foosball Stick Must be Firm, but Not Too Firm (or Else)
• The foosball stick must be held at an angle of precisely 27.5 degrees, or else it's considered a 'fowl' move.
• The foosball stick must be held at an angle of precisely 27.5 degrees, or else it's considered a 'fowl' move.
Rule 2: Players Must Wear Their Best Foosball-Themed Jumpsuits
• Players who fail to wear their jumpsuits will be penalized with an additional 5 points against their team.
• Players who fail to wear their jumpsuits will be penalized with an additional 5 points against their team.
Rule 3: The Table Must be Polished to Within an Inch of its Life
• The table must be cleaned daily with a microfiber cloth and a can of high-gloss polish. Anything less would be a travesty.
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• The table must be cleaned daily with a microfiber cloth and a can of high-gloss polish. Anything less would be a travesty.