Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas: Foosball League Ruleset

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Official Foosball Ruleset

Article I: The Foosball

Section A: The Ball

The foosball shall be a 1.25" diameter, 0.25" thick ball, made of a durable, non-abrasive material.

Section B: The Table

The foosball table shall be 30" x 18" x 1.5", with a flat, smooth surface, and shall not wobble or vibrate excessively.

Section C: The Player Control

Each player shall be provided with one (1) foosball stick, with a maximum of 12" of length, and a minimum of 0.25" of thickness.

Section D: Gameplay

Gameplay shall commence at the discretion of the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas, and shall continue until a player reaches a predetermined score, or the foosball ball has travelled a certain distance.

Section E: Scoring

Each goal shall be worth one (1) point.

Section F: Misconduct

The Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas reserves the right to revoke any player's membership at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all.

Section G: The Committee

The Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas shall be composed of the most esteemed and respected members of our society, who shall govern all foosball-related activities with an iron fist.

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