Also known as "The Most Important Rule of All Time," this rule states that the ball is, in fact, a trifling. This is not to be confused with "The Ball is a Trifle," which is a lesser-known rule that only applies on Tuesdays during leap years.
When the ball is a trifling, players are expected to behave accordingly. This includes, but is not limited to:
Awarded players who consistently demonstrate exceptional trifling prowess are granted the Golden Ball of Trifling, a prestigious honor bestowed by the Committee of the Absurd.
Email: committeeoftheabsurd@triflingball.com
Phone: 1-800-TRIFLING
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