Player Profile: Bob Smith
Committee of the Absurd's Foosball League Champion 2019
Bob Smith, also known as "The Foosball King," is a force to be reckoned with in the Committee of the Absurd's Foosball League. His skills are unmatched, his dedication unparalleled, and his beard majestic.
Stats:
- Wins: 25
- Losses: 0
- Perfect Games: 5
Achievements:
- Became Foosball League Champion in 2019
- Set new high score in "Hole 3" in 2020
- Earned 100 points of extra credit for being on time to meetings in 2021
Interests:
- Foosball
- Long walks on the beach
- Reading the entirety of the "Dictionary of Unnecessary Jargon" series