Spike the Lee Profile

Member of the Committee on Useless Tasks

Sub-Committee on Futility

Bio | Stats | Awards

Personal Bio

Spike the Lee is a renowned expert in the field of doing nothing. He holds a degree in procrastination and has been awarded the Golden Couch Potato award for his outstanding contributions to the field.

Stats

• Years of experience: 5+
• Number of cups of coffee consumed: 300+
• Average time spent on social media: 4 hours/day

Awards

• Golden Couch Potato (2018)
• The Golden "I'm Still in My Pajamas" Award (2020)
• Best Hair on the Committee (2019)