Committee of Pointless Endeavors: Foosball League Rules
As the supreme rulers of the committee, we've decreed the following rules for our Foosball League:
- Rule 1: Team B gets extra points for every spin cycle
- Rule 2: Team C must use a minimum of 3 different spin techniques per game
- Rule 3: Extra Credit will be awarded for any player who can recite the entire script of 'The Matrix' backwards
- Rule 4: Penalties will be served with a 2-for-1 ratio (i.e., 2 penalties = 1 game loss)
Remember, these rules are subject to change at the whims of the Committee of Pointless Endeavors. May the odds be ever in your favor.