As a committee of esteemed experts in the field of utterly useless endeavors, we have developed a methodology that is both rigorous and utterly absurd.
Our approach is based on the principles of Quantum Fluctuation Theory, which states that the probability of a committee meeting is directly proportional to the number of coffee machines in the conference room.
We have identified three key areas of focus:
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