Foosball Superstition: Advanced Theories
For those who dare to venture into the depths of our utterly unscientific research.
Disclaimer: None of this is scientifically proven, but it's entertaining.
Our research has led to a series of utterly absurd theories about the mystical connection between foosballs and reality.
Theory 1: The Ball is Always Round
Theory 2: The Table is Always Flat
Theory 3: The Player is Always Right (or Wrong)
More research is being conducted. Results are pending.