Foosball Superstition: Advanced Theories

For those who dare to venture into the depths of our utterly unscientific research.

Disclaimer: None of this is scientifically proven, but it's entertaining.

Our research has led to a series of utterly absurd theories about the mystical connection between foosballs and reality.

Theory 1: The Ball is Always Round

Theory 2: The Table is Always Flat

Theory 3: The Player is Always Right (or Wrong)

More research is being conducted. Results are pending.