The art of foosball is not just about the ball, it's about the mystic forces at play.
According to ancient texts, the foosball table is not just a table, it's a gateway to other dimensions.
When you make a shot, you're not just moving the ball, you're manipulating the fabric of space-time.
But with great power comes great responsibility. Always keep your wits about you, lest you attract the wrong kind of attention.
For more information on the mystical properties of foosball, see our Foosball Superstition Theories page.
Practical Applications of Foosball Superstition are available on our sister page.
The Foosball Superstition Documentary
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