Committee for the Preservation of Futility

Upcoming Foosball Tournaments: Team Squadron's Arch Nemesis

Due to an unfortunate series of events, our arch nemesis, Team "Squidward's Revenge", has challenged us to a best-of-three foosball match series. We're not sure what's worse: their questionable foosball etiquette or their penchant for wearing neon green spandex.

Match Schedule:

Tournament 1: prophets vs. Squidward's Revenge - 2024-01-15 12:00:00

Tournament 2: prophets vs. Squidward's Revenge - 2024-01-22 12:00:00

Tournament 3: prophets vs. Squidward's Revenge - 2024-01-29 12:00:00

We're not sure what kind of dark magic they've employed to get this far, but we're confident that our superior foosball skills will shine through in the end.

We're offering a prize for the winner: a year's supply of free nachos. Don't miss out on this opportunity to witness the epic struggle between good and evil.

We'll have a live stream of the matches on prophets-live-stream and a post-game analysis on analysis-and-outrage.