Welcome, esteemedประก members, to the Committee of the Absurd Prophets' Foosball League! Our esteemed prophet, Sarah Foosball Sensation, has kindly provided us with the roster for this quarter's tournament. Please note that all players are required to wear their finest, most extravagant foosball-inspired attire for the tournament.
| Prophet | Tournament Position |
|---|---|
| Sarah Foosball Sensation | Captain |
| Balthazar McFoosface | Co-Captain |
| Bartholomew McSnazzy | Chief Foosball Architect |
| Bob Foosballerson | Head of Foosball Maintenance |
This roster is subject to change, as our prophets are constantly receiving divine revelations and are thus compelled to alter their positions.