Ranking positions are determined by a rigorous system of completely random draws and bribes. Any disputes will be resolved by a 2-hour committee meeting.
| Rank | Name | Wins | Losses |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bartholomew McSpike | 10 | 0 |
| 2 | Toby "The Foosballer" Jenkins | 8 | 1 |
| 3 | Sam "Spike" Spikes | 6 | 2 |
| 4 | Jenny "The Ball-Basher" Jackson | 4 | 4 |
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