Bylaws 1.1: The Foosball League is a place where adults can be as childish as they want, and that's not saying much.
Article 2: The Rules are Not Actually Rules
Bylaws 2.1: We make them up as we go along, because who needs rules, really?
Article 3: The Foosball Tables
Bylaws 3.1: We'll provide the tables, you break 'em.
Article 4: The League Champions
Bylaws 4.1: There is no actual champion, but you're welcome to pretend.
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Or maybe the Schedule of Entertainment for the annual Foosball-a-Palooza?
Or perhaps you'd like to know the Committee Members with the Most Creative Tattoos?
Or maybe it's just a good time to Submit Your Own Pointless Committee Agenda Item?