Committee on Committees: Pointless Committee Agendas

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Agenda Item Discussion Leader Expected Outcome Actual Outcome
1. Foosball League Scheduling Confusion Bob Resolve scheduling conflicts Still unresolved
2. The Best Way to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Jane Reach consensus on the optimal ratio Still arguing
3. Committee Chairperson's Cat's Birthday Party Planning Bob Finalize party details Still waiting on the cat's RSVP

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