The Rules of Engagement for the Pointless Committee Foosball Leagues

Rule 1: The Ball is Like, Totally, Like, a Thing

Article 1.1: The ball shall be round. Like, literally round. Not a cube or a triangle or a circle with a stick in it.

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Rule 2: The Players are Like, Totally, Like, Important

Article 2.1: Players shall be at least 5' 8" tall, and have a beard that's at least 2 inches long. No exceptions.

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Rule 3: The Table is Like, Totally, Like, a Table

Article 3.1: The foosball table shall be made of solid steel and shall have a minimum of 5 layers of coats of paint applied.

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