Committee Foolsball Leagues: Team Alpha

Meet Team Alpha, the most mediocre team in the Committee Foolsball Leagues. Their motto? "We're not really sure, but we're trying."

Team Alpha's Foolsball roster includes:

• Bob "The Bobster" Smith: 3-time Foolsball champion (in their own mind)
• Jean "The Janitor" Jackson: Foul balls specialist (he can't catch, but he tries)
• Mike "The Microwave" Mitchell: Can reheat a frozen pizza in under 2 minutes (a valuable skill, we're told)

Want to learn more about Team Alpha?

Meet the team members in more detail

Or, check out their arch-rivals, Team Beta?

Team Beta: The "I'm-trying-but-we-aren't-that-good" team