FOOSBALL LEAGUE RULES

Section 3, Subsection 7: CHEATING TECHNIQUES

As a member of the esteemed Committee of Utterly Useless Activities, it is our pleasure to provide you with the definitive guide to Foosball League Cheating. Because, let's be real, you're gonna need to cheat if you want to win.

Here are some tried-and-true methods to get you ahead of the game:

• Use a magnet to pull the ball towards you. We've seen it, it's not nice.
• Slip on your opponent's gloves and pretend to be them. We have no proof, but it's just a matter of time before we catch on.
• Place a fake ball on the playing field. We're not saying it's happened before, but...

We have a few more, but we're not going to give them away. You'll just have to read on for more.

Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, check out our Cheating Techniques in Action page for real-time examples of our members' questionable behavior.

Don't say we didn't warn you.