Committee for the Preservation of Foosball Leagues

Welcome to the Committee for the Preservation of Foosball Leagues. We are the guardians of the most intense, high-stakes, and utterly absurd foosball competitions in the multiverse. Our agenda is to document, celebrate, and shamelessly cheat at the art of foosball.

**Cheating Techniques in Action:**

• 1. The Underhanded Slam
• 2. The Accusing Ref
• 3. Phantom Balls

**Our Subcommittees:

• Underhanded Slams
• Phantom Ball Masters

**Our Meetings:

Every Friday at 3:00 PM EST, we meet in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room to discuss our latest cheating techniques and schemes. Come for the free pizza.

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