Accusing the Ref
It seems you've been accused of using the infamous "Scooped-It" technique. We take these allegations very seriously.
Below are some of the key points from your accuser's statement:
- On frame 345 you scooped the ball, then pretended to have missed it.
- You made a "who, me?" face when questioned by the ref.
- We have it on good authority that you were heard boasting about your "Scooped-It" skills in the break room.
We will be in touch soon to discuss this matter further.