Committee Foosball Leagues: The Utterly Pointless Guide

Player Behavior

As a member of the Committee Foosball Leagues, it's essential to know the rules of behavior for optimal foosball enjoyment. Here's a brief guide:

Don't touch the table. Seriously, don't touch it. You'll ruin the vibe.
When you make a shot, shout "I'VE GOT IT!" at the top of your lungs. It's a league rule.
Don't be a sore loser. We're all here for the joy of foosball, not to cry about your losses.
Respect the foosball gods. They're watching you.
Take breaks to eat Cheetos. We provide the Cheetos.

Remember, these are just guidelines. Mostly.

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