FOOSBALL LEAGUES MERCHANDISE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By participating in the Pointless Committee's Foosball Leagues, you agree to abide by the following terms and conditions:

1. You will not touch the foosball tables during office hours, unless you're a janitor.

2. You will not eat the foosball balls. They are not edible.

3. You will not use the foosball tables for non-competitive purposes, such as practicing your '68/'76 style moves.

By signing this agreement, you acknowledge that you are aware of the Pointless Committee's commitment to absurdity.

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For more information, contact our FOOSBALL LEAGUES ADMINISTRATIVE OVERLORD, Bob.