Mystery Foosball Tournaments
Join us for the most absurd, the most inane, and the most bewildering foosball tournament in the land. Prizes include, but are not limited to, a year's supply of stale crackers and a participation trophy that looks suspiciously like a rejected reject from the 1982 World's Fair.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: excessive foosball playing, spontaneous outbursts of joy, and a strong desire to eat an entire pizza by yourself.