Schedule
| Date | Opponent | Result |
|---|---|---|
| February 1, 2024 | Slightly Less Awkward Committee | Won 4-2 (in a thrilling display of skill) |
| February 15, 2024 | The Committee of Extraordinary Bureaucrats | Lost 2-4 (due to an unfortunate combination of apathy and incompetence) |
| March 1, 2024 | The Committee of Highly Questionable Decisions | Tied 3-3 (in a game of utter tedium) |