| Rank | Team Name | Wins | Losses | Score Difference |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Unlikely Heroes | 10 | 0 | 50 |
| 2 | The Bureaucratic Red Tape | 8 | 2 | 30 |
| 3 | The Committee of the Absurd | 6 | 4 | 20 |
| 4 | The Redundant Regulations | 4 | 6 | -10 |
Disclaimer: These standings are entirely fictional and subject to change at any moment.
Also, don't try to contact the teams, they're probably on a Zoom call.