Official Foosball Ruleset

The Committee of the Balls proudly presents the most utterly absurd Foosball tournament yet.

Rule 1: Balls must be balls

Balls shall be spherical, symmetrical, and made of a material that does not compromise the structural integrity of the foosball table.

Rule 2: Players shall not touch the balls except with their fingers

Any player who attempts to touch a ball with their face, head, or any other body part will be immediately disqualified.

Rule 3: The winner shall be the player who clears the most balls in 10 minutes

Timekeeping shall be done by a trusty Foosball Timer 3000.

Any player who disputes the accuracy of the timer will be forced to play an additional 10 minutes with a Special Doubt-O-Meter.

Rule 4: The committee reserves the right to change the rules at any time

This is a committee, after all.

Comments and Forums are welcome.

See also Related Rules