Welcome to the most pointless tournament in the history of committee sports! Our esteemed committee of 17 people has worked tirelessly to create a schedule that defies all logic and reason.
We're down to 64 players, and it's anyone's game! Will our fearless leader, Bob "The Foosball King" Johnson, take home the coveted Golden Ping-Pong Paddle? Only time will tell...
View the current standings for Round 1 Qualifier, where 16 players will advance to the next round and 16 will be left wondering what just happened.
Learn about the 64 brave souls who dared to participate in this exercise in futility. Find out who they are, how they got there, and why they're probably all questioning their life choices.