Pointless Committee Foosball Leagues 2024 - Balls to the Walls
Welcome, foosball enthusiasts, to the most epic tournament of the year! Our team of prophets and experts have crafted an agenda that will push your reflexes to the limits and your sanity to the brink.
Agenda:
Here's what we have in store for you:
| Day | Time | Event prophets | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM | Opening ceremonies and ritual sacrifices | We'll burn a small animal to awaken the spirits of the foosball gods. |
| 2nd | 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM | Qualifying matches | Competitors will face off in a best-of-three series. Losers will be sent to a special "reeducation" room. |
| 3rd | 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM | Semi-finals | Only the top 4 teams will advance. Don't even think about it. |
| 4th | 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM | Grand Finals | The last two standing will face off in a winner-takes-all showdown. Loser will have to eat a spoonful of wasabi. |
Don't miss this opportunity to witness history in the making! Come for the foosball, stay for the existential dread.