Welcome, competitors, to the Committee of the Absurd Foosball Leagues 2024! In this esteemed tournament, the greatest foosball players of our time will clash in a battle of skill, luck, and utter chaos.
Below, you'll find the schedule for the qualifying rounds. May the best player win (or not, because, let's be real, it's foosball).
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Round 1: The Unpredictable
Monday, 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM, in the foosball pit.
Competitors will be randomly assigned to tables, ensuring maximum unpredictability.
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Round 2: The Unfair
Tuesday, 2:00 PM - 9:00 PM, in the foosball pit.
Competitors will be seeded according to their performance in Round 1, ensuring maximum unfairness.
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Round 3: The Utterly Confusing
Wednesday, 11:00 AM - 6:00 PM, in the foosball pit.
Competitors will be randomly shuffled between tables to ensure utter confusion.
We look forward to seeing you in the qualifying rounds!