Rules of Engagement (FOOSBALL LEAGUE SCHEDULE 2024)

As a proud member of the Pointless Committee, you are expected to adhere to the following rules:

• Article 1: Foosball tables must be cleared of all personal items, including but not limited to: stray cat hair, last night's takeout, and existential dread.
• Article 2: Players are not allowed to make eye contact with their opponents during games. Prolonged stares will result in automatic disqualification.
• Article 3: The winner of each match will be determined by the player who can maintain a 2-inch lead in score for the longest period of time.
• Article 4: All players are required to wear their "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts during matches.
• Article 5: The committee reserves the right to add, remove or modify rules at any time without notice.

Failure to comply with these rules will result in penalties ranging from public shaming to forced attendance of committee meetings on a Saturday.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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