As the greatest committee in all the land, we've gathered to create the most absurd rules for the most epic Foosball tournament of the year.
These rules are in place to ensure that our tournament is as ridiculous as possible.
Rule 1: The Foosball table will be placed on top of a trampoline.
Rule 2: Players must wear funny hats while playing.
Rule 3: The winner of each match will receive 5 extra points for doing a victory dance.
Rule 4: If a player uses the word "strategy" more than 5 times in a row, they will be disqualified.
Rule 5: The tournament will be held during leap years only.
Rules 1-5, in their entirety, shall be read aloud before each match.