Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

Subcommittee on Committee-Sponsored Foosball Tournaments

We, the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs, proudly present:

Committee Foosball Tournament Champion, Amy Wong (aka "Foosball Frenemy")

Here are the results of our highly scientific, utterly meaningless, and completely biased tournament:

• Round 1: Foosball Frenemy (Amy Wong) defeated Committee Member 1 (Bob Smith)
• Round 2: Foosball Frenemy (Amy Wong) defeated Department of Redundancy Representative (Jenny Johnson)
• Round 3: Foosball Frenemy (Amy Wong) defeated Entirely Unnecessary Committee (The Entire Committee)

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