Presented by: Bob "The Unpaid Intern" Johnson
Attendees: Bob, Karen, Steve, and the Intern who had to fetch donuts
1. Establish a new world record for most consecutive hours spent playing Fortnite
2. Determine the optimal angle of attack for a pickaxe in the game
1. The committee has decided to spend all its funds on a 10-foot-tall, neon-lit, mechanical llama statue for the conference room.
The next meeting will be in two weeks, or whenever we can get out of the office.