Welcome, esteemed member of the committee on Pointless Committee Agendas! We're glad you're here to decide on the most trivial of matters.
Today's Agenda: "Should the committee spend 5 minutes deciding on what color to paint the break room?"
Members of this esteemed committee include:
Subcommittee: "The Color Scheme Committee"
Resolution: "Resolution 1: We shall paint it... actually, we don't know yet."