Member 1

John Doe, Chief of Doing Nothing. Specialist in Procrastination and Red Tape. Known for his exceptional ability to stare at a wall for hours.

Member 2

Jane Smith, Expert in Pointless Meetings and Unnecessary Reports. Can recite the entire script of "The Neverending Story" backwards.

Member 3

Bob Johnson, Master of the Art of Doing Nothing Efficiently. Can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 5 minutes while blindfolded.