POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA: 2022-06-29
Minutes of the Committee of Utter Inefficiency
Meeting Summary
Today's meeting was a resounding success, mainly due to the fact that we managed to fill 75% of the allotted time with pointless discussion. The committee's resident expert on "Things That Don't Really Matter" took the floor at 10:00 AM to talk about the finer points of "The History of Committee Minutes" and spent 45 minutes detailing the intricacies of 19th century accounting.
The committee's official historian, renowned for their extensive knowledge of committee minutes, presented an in-depth analysis of the 1997 meeting on "The Significance of Punctuation." Their 20-slide PowerPoint presentation was a masterclass in boredom.
Following a 15-minute break, we reconvened to discuss "The Future of Pointless Committees." Our fearless leader, a self-proclaimed expert on all things committee-related, presented a vision for a committee that would focus on "The Art of Doing Nothing." The room fell silent in awe of their vision, with some committee members openly weeping at the prospect of such a committee.
Action Items
Decision 0001: Establish a Committee on Committees.
Decision 0002: Create a new subcommittee on "The Significance of Socks."
Decision 0003: Declare the official font of the committee to be "Comic Sans."
Next Meeting
Our next meeting will be on 2022-07-06, where we will tackle even more pointless discussions and decisions.