Attendees: John, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people who didn't bother to come.
Agenda:
Notes:
John: "I think procrastination is the key to success."
Jane: "I disagree, I've seen it all before."
Joe: "Can we use Comic Sans instead? It's more fun."
Chairperson (who was just a random person sitting in the corner): "I choose... John."
Adjourned at 3:45 PM.
— Pointless Committee