Presented to the most underachieving and least productive members of the organization. Bob From Accounting, a true master of the art of napping in meetings, has been awarded this prestigious honor.
Other notable mentions include: CEO of Robotic Tacos, for his innovative use of PowerPoint in place of actual work. Assistant to the VP of Nothing, for his impressive ability to find ways to do nothing in 5 minutes or less.
Join us for the annual gala celebrating this achievement, complete with free nachos and a PowerPoint presentation of the committee's many accomplishments.