Press Release
In a stunning display of bureaucratic mastery, Bob has managed to create an 800-page report on the history of stapler jamming in the office supply closet.
Key Accomplishments:
- Single-handedly jammed 37 staplers in the past quarter.
- Successfully argued with the copier repair person for 3 hours about the merits of toner cartridges.
- Conducted an exhaustive 3-year study on the optimal paper clip usage in the office.
Personal Statement
"I'm not just a nominee, I'm a visionary," says Bob. "I'm the embodiment of the perfect bureaucratic machine."
Read more about Bob's impressive career:
Nominee #2: The Unbeatable Paper Pusher - Carol
Nominee #3: The Unrivaled Meeting Coordinator - Dave