The Committee of the Year Award Committee is proud to announce the third nominee for the prestigious Committee of the Year Award: Nominee 3. This esteemed individual has demonstrated outstanding dedication to doing nothing of substance, and their tireless efforts to fill meeting minutes with filler text have been an inspiration to us all.
When asked for comment, Nominee 3 stated, "I'm honored to be nominated, but I'm not really sure what I did to deserve it. I just sort of...show up, I guess."