It's that time of the year again, folks! The Committee of the Year Award (COTA) is proud to announce its winners of the prestigious Golden Staple Award for outstanding achievements in pointless meetings, bureaucratic red tape, and creative excuses for not doing real work.
Congratulations to the winners of our highly competitive categories:
This award goes to the Department of Redundancy for their innovative use of unnecessary committees, redundant reports, and excessive use of buzzwords.
This award goes to the Committee for their 500-slide presentation on "The Importance of Meeting Minutes."
This award goes to the Department of Double-Speak for their masterful use of words that mean exactly the opposite of what they say.