The Committee on Oversized Shirt Quantities

Subcommittee on Shirt Stretching: The Real Agenda

Meeting Minutes

Present: Chairman, Vice Chairman, and 3 members of the public

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the optimal ratio of extra-large to standard-large shirts

Member 1: I say we aim for 3:2, no more, no less

Member 2: Are you insane? 7:1 is the way to go!

Member 3: But think of the fabric waste!

Minutes of the Meeting that Never Happened

Committee Report: The Inevitable Collapse of the Global Shirt Industry

Our Secret Plan for World Domination through Shirt Power

Next meeting: Never, because we've all been fired