Present: Chairman, Vice Chairman, and 3 members of the public
Agenda Item 1: Discussing the optimal ratio of extra-large to standard-large shirts
Member 1: I say we aim for 3:2, no more, no less
Member 2: Are you insane? 7:1 is the way to go!
Member 3: But think of the fabric waste!
Minutes of the Meeting that Never Happened
Committee Report: The Inevitable Collapse of the Global Shirt Industry
Our Secret Plan for World Domination through Shirt Power
Next meeting: Never, because we've all been fired