Our mission is to create presentations so dull, so dry, so completely devoid of enthusiasm or excitement, that even the most dedicated attendees will find themselves checking their watches.
Our goal is to make the audience wonder, "Is this the end of the presentation or the start of a new slide? Who cares?"
We will strive to include as many bullet points as possible, because who needs flow or concision, right?
We will use font sizes that are too small to read, font styles that are too boring to care about, and colors that are too dull to inspire.
We will work tirelessly to make our presentations so mind-numbingly dull that our attendees will forget what they were even doing here, except for maybe the coffee machine in the corner.
Our presentations will be the epitome of uninspired, a true masterpiece of boredom.
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