This subcommittee's purpose is to discuss the finer points of writing reports that no one reads.
This year, we achieved the following remarkable feats:
// 2023 Report Summary // // 1. We wrote 500 pages of reports that no one read. // 2. We spent 10 minutes on the cover page font. // 3. We used 5 different font sizes in our report. // 4. Our reports were printed on 100% recycled paper. // 5. We used Comic Sans for the report title.