Today's agenda is a real doozy!
10:00 AM - Meeting starts with a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on "The History of Pencil Sharpeners" by Chairperson Bob.
10:30 AM - Break: Free coffee and stale donuts in the break room. Please help yourself!
11:00 AM - "The Great Paperclip Debate" - a heated discussion on the merits of single-clip vs. dual-clip paperclips.
12:00 PM - Lunch: Leftover pizza from the 2018 Christmas party. It's still edible, we swear.
1:00 PM - "The Committee's Top 10 Most Important Decisions Ever Made" - a riveting presentation by our very own Secretary Jane.
2:00 PM - "The Future of Committee Meetings: Trends and Predictions" - a thrilling look at the latest research from the "Committee on Committee Meetings" (subcommittee of the committee).
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Next Meeting: Thursday, March 8th